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Gig Rules, Citations and Infractions Fines For Trumpet Players | |
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MUSICAL OFFENSES: [ ] Playing highest note possible in warm- up-$100 [ ] Sound-checking micwith obnoxious jazz licks-$15 [ ] Raising hand after mistake-$15 [ ] Practicing multiple tongueingnot called for on gig-$15 [ ] Blacking out after high note-$20 [ ] Obnoxiously show-offywarm-up-$25 [ ] Taking tuning note up an octave-$25 [ ] Vibrato on unison passage-$50 [ ] Failure to use 3rd valve slide-$50 [ ] Playing B-flat when band tunes to A-$75 [ ] Being told by conductor to play louder-$400 [ ] Failure to swing-$1000 LEAD PLAYERS: [ ] Changing mouthpieces mid-song-$15 [ ] Faking section into early entrance-$10 [ ] Faking self into early entrances-$50 [ ] Missing high lick, then mentioning previous gig(s)-$25 [ ] Asking conductor if it's OK to take a lick up-$25 [ ] Asking conductor if it's OK to take a lick down-$400 [ ] Taking a lick down that you took up in rehearsal-$100 [ ] Missing last note of "In the Mood"-$200 SECTION/NON-LEAD PLAYERS: [ ] Missing entrance when lead drops out-$15 [ ] Pointing out to the lead that guy on the record took that last lick up -$20 [ ] Attempting unassigned lick biffed by lead-$50 [ ] Asking lead what mouthpiece he uses-$75 [ ] Hanging over past lead on last chord-$100 [ ] Attempting to out-screech lead on last chord-$100 [ ] Successfully out-screeching lead at any time-$500 EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS: [ ] Playing with screw on rim-$10 [ ] Polishing horn on stage-$15 [ ] Dropping mute-$10 [ ] Dropping horn-Repairs + $20 [ ] Dropping Dead-Warning [ ] Forgetting pencil-$20 [ ] Forgetting Mute(s)-Each $50 [ ] Forgetting Bow-Tie or socks-$30 [ ] Forgetting Mouthpiece- $30 [ ] Forgetting Mags-$100 [ ] Blaming mistake on sticky valves-$25 [ ] Getting marble or similar object stuck down bell-$750 CRIMINAL BAD TASTE: [ ] Having nicest gig-bag in section-$10 [ ] Talking about the great deal you got on a new horn-$10 [ ] Hawking old horn on Bandstand-$10 [ ] Quoting Herb Alpert or MangioneSong-$250 [ ] Farting on bandstand-$25 [ ] Defecating on bandstand-$75 [ ] Practicing legit style on swing gig- $35 [ ] Discussing how plentiful gigs were in the old days-$50 [ ] Beginning a sentence with "when I played for Kenton"-$50 [ ] Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you also play Keyboards-$100 BASIC STUPIDITY [ ] Wearing old MF tour shirt-$15 [ ] Wearing new MF tour shirt-$25 [ ] Playing on a Jet-tone mouthpiece-$20 [ ] Continually asking "where are we?"-$25 [ ] Drunkenness on stage-$25 [ ] Stonedness on stage-$50 [ ] Sobriety on stage-$75 [ ] Pretending to be friends with a bone player-$50 [ ] Actually being friends with a bone player-$200 [ ] Dating a bone player- $7500 [ ] Loaning money to bone player-4x amount loaned [ ] Sitting next to conductor at meals-$100 (copy and paste into word processor at time of use) |
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